Originally posted by: marvelus10
Originally posted by: imanerd0011
If you are worried about getting raped/killed, why don't you tell them to meet you in a popular place, such as a local Walmart or Mall food court.
Seriously? Have you seen the People of Walmart?
Thats the least safest place IMHO. Bunch of freaks there.
Are you KIDDING??
The people of Walmart may not look like much but you can rest assured that at least 50% of them are conservative, truck-driving, pitbull-loving, beef jerky-eating, GUN-TOTING sons of bitches just itching their fat asses for a chance at vigilante justice.
If some Craigslist scammer tries to jack you up in a Wal-Mart, you can bet your sweet bippy some guy in a camouflage vest, checking out different kinds of paintballs, will feel his Nugent-senses tingling and detect your plight. He will sprint through the store, stopping only for pork rinds and a bag of Ol' Roy pitbull food, until he's face to face with your attacker. He will then tell your attacker to wait there, his guns are in the truck because the stupid Wal-Mart has metal detectors. But if the attacker is willing to wait five minutes, he, the vigilante, will be right back to dispense some cold, hard, middle-class American justice.
But hold on, Wal-Mart also has cameras! And trust, they fucking use them. They're checking your shit out through a microscope in the sky as soon as you enter, because they don't just prohibit burglary, they also look down on reverse burglary. If you bring anything - ANYTHING - into the store, they want to make sure it leaves with you. This includes children. So while Chuck Norrison is trying to figure out how to lower the backseat enough to reach his rifle twenty-five feet outside the store's exit, the cameraman is enjoying a bucket of popcorn as he watches the shitstain in your pants slowly spread down your right leg. But more importantly, he'll know where that Craiglist prick has run off to when Big Chuck comes back with his double barrel and Bonesaw, his faithful bull terrier.
Also, if Big Chuck and Bonesaw prove fallible and do not show up to rescue the day, you can remain calm in the knowledge that Wal-Mart sells things like hockey sticks, folding chairs and Garden Weasels that you can grab and use to defend yourself against any Craigslist muggers. Also, Rubbermaid trash can lids make trusty shields, thick enough to deflect and deter most small-caliber bullets.
So if you think Wal-Mart is a horrible place to meet a stranger to obtain probably stolen merchandise, then you're sorely mistaken.