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I'm drunk and Phil Collins is the shit.

Aug 15, 2010 at 3:30:43 AM
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No seriously.  On both accounts.  I'm listening to "Another Day in Paradise".  I want to cry and scream for joy at the same time.  So awesome.  I'm going to regret this post tomorrow.  I love you guys, I know you'll understand!

Cheers from the dark side.

Jon

Aug 15, 2010 at 3:32:18 AM
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Edited: 08/15/2010 at 03:34 AM by ihavethatpma

Aug 15, 2010 at 3:33:06 AM
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I don't know what the fuck that is, but it's gross. Get it out of my Phil Collins thread.

Aug 15, 2010 at 3:34:06 AM
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And I type really fast and accurately when I'm sloshed. It's rediculous. I don't type this well sober. I think I'll go sign up at the temp agency totally hammered and land myself a good AA job (pun intended motherfuckers!!).

Aug 15, 2010 at 3:35:49 AM
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Originally posted by: ihavethatpma



http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2318187730

Seriously, my first reaction to this was "Suck my cock, dick".  Nothing personal, really.  Just drunken reaction to fat men in small shirts.  I'd probably tell Chris Farley to teabag his own mom at this point.


Aug 15, 2010 at 3:36:25 AM
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Man, post counts go up a lot faster when inebriated. Fucking A.

Aug 15, 2010 at 3:43:43 AM
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Also, my cat is awesome. Drunk or not, she still appreciates a good scratch behind the ears. It's my wife's cat, really, but I've totally commandeered the love. Ahahahahaha!

Aug 15, 2010 at 3:53:28 AM
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Pink Floyd comes after Phil Collins in my iTunes playlist. Not really feeling the vibe. Led Zepplin maybe, but not Floyd. They're great for being stoned (which I haven't been in years), but drunk they do not do well.

Aug 15, 2010 at 3:55:53 AM
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And why the hell does Apple feel the need to capitalize the second letter of all their shit. That's gay in a doing it up the ass kind of way. Why don't they just call themselves aPple and be done with it. Fuckers. Justin Long sucks in their commercials, anyways. If aPple was so great, they wouldn't have needed to start using non-proprietary parts to make their computers marketable.

Yeah... I said it.

Aug 15, 2010 at 4:00:27 AM
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hey jon, just start on roxanne from police, nailin a shot every time they sing rrroooxxxxxaannnnnnnneeeeee, LOL, you'll be trashed in 3 min, guaranteed, LOL that's my old party song, ha ha ha

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Aug 15, 2010 at 4:01:27 AM
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i'll edit ^^^ we used beer, cuz that word come on like 50 times, don't do it with shots , you will die, LMFAO

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Aug 15, 2010 at 4:02:20 AM
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Genius. See, and I was already on to angry Prodigy songs. Smack My Bitch Up and all that shit, but now I have to go download some Police. Fuck Sting and his $120 concert tickets. I'll get my fix off a $.99 iTunes download.


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Aug 15, 2010 at 4:03:23 AM
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Originally posted by: nesguy

Originally posted by: ihavethatpma



http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2318187730

Seriously, my first reaction to this was "Suck my cock, dick".  Nothing personal, really.  Just drunken reaction to fat men in small shirts.  I'd probably tell Chris Farley to teabag his own mom at this point.


So you see fat men with their belly hanging out and you want them to suck your cock? The hell?


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"It's always amazing to me how some of the most worthless games from a gaming perspective tend to fetch outrageous amounts of money. But then again, it could be said that something is only worth what someone is willing to pay for it. I'm curious if the high bidder of the $873.04 Stadium Events (cart-only) realizes that it's nowhere nearly as rare as about 20+ games I can think of that sell for 1/10th that amount?  At any rate, I wanted to draw attention to this trend: if people say it's rare, it must be true, and therefore it must be had at any price."
-Dain Anderson, October 14, 2006
Originally posted by: kryptk33p3r

im used to dick jokes i get to see one everytime I pee

Aug 15, 2010 at 4:04:09 AM
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and the lit up from buck cherry was always good too LOL for whatever unassuming reasons

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Aug 15, 2010 at 4:04:11 AM
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man you type pretty good for being drunk ive gotten some drunk txt from Justin that has been like
im drunk fucking bad now,
haha maybe not that bad but still funny as shit (Dont worry Justin Still Love ya as Bros!)

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Aug 15, 2010 at 4:06:36 AM
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Originally posted by: the_wizard_666

Originally posted by: nesguy

Originally posted by: ihavethatpma



http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2318187730

Seriously, my first reaction to this was "Suck my cock, dick".  Nothing personal, really.  Just drunken reaction to fat men in small shirts.  I'd probably tell Chris Farley to teabag his own mom at this point.


So you see fat men with their belly hanging out and you want them to suck your cock? The hell?



What the hell?!  Haven't you seen Harold and Kumar Go To Guantanamo Bay?!  "Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.  You're the gay one for sucking my cock."  Or something like that. 

Aug 15, 2010 at 4:10:07 AM
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^^ LOL. i'm outta here jon, survive the song bud, ha ha ha
roxanne, roxanne , roxanne, 3 more drinks, LOL just imagine me singing,

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Aug 15, 2010 at 4:11:33 AM
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Originally posted by: nesguy

Originally posted by: the_wizard_666

Originally posted by: nesguy

Originally posted by: ihavethatpma



http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2318187730

Seriously, my first reaction to this was "Suck my cock, dick".  Nothing personal, really.  Just drunken reaction to fat men in small shirts.  I'd probably tell Chris Farley to teabag his own mom at this point.


So you see fat men with their belly hanging out and you want them to suck your cock? The hell?



What the hell?!  Haven't you seen Harold and Kumar Go To Guantanamo Bay?!  "Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.  You're the gay one for sucking my cock."  Or something like that. 


I've seen it.  It was pretty meh.

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"It's always amazing to me how some of the most worthless games from a gaming perspective tend to fetch outrageous amounts of money. But then again, it could be said that something is only worth what someone is willing to pay for it. I'm curious if the high bidder of the $873.04 Stadium Events (cart-only) realizes that it's nowhere nearly as rare as about 20+ games I can think of that sell for 1/10th that amount?  At any rate, I wanted to draw attention to this trend: if people say it's rare, it must be true, and therefore it must be had at any price."
-Dain Anderson, October 14, 2006
Originally posted by: kryptk33p3r

im used to dick jokes i get to see one everytime I pee

Aug 15, 2010 at 4:14:54 AM
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^Dude, the only thing that was awesome about either of those movies was Neil Patrick Harris. Now there's a guy that is awesome. I don't care if he's gayer than a Lucky Charms rainbow, he is hands down the best personality on TV right now. I've only seen like the first two season of How I Met Your Mother, but there is no question he makes that show.

Aug 15, 2010 at 4:18:34 AM
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I'm going to thread crap on my own thread. Following up some Police with Portishead is fucking depressing. I love me some downtempo music, but it makes me go all Edgar Allen Poe. I want to write about depressing things after listening to it (though marrying 13 year old cousins is something I don't have a problem avoiding... that guy was so weird).

Aug 15, 2010 at 4:19:02 AM
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Dude, I bought Eat Lead on the 360 simply because Neil Patrick Harris was one of the voice actors. The game itself was meh, but I still had to plow through it just because he played a perfect bad guy

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"It's always amazing to me how some of the most worthless games from a gaming perspective tend to fetch outrageous amounts of money. But then again, it could be said that something is only worth what someone is willing to pay for it. I'm curious if the high bidder of the $873.04 Stadium Events (cart-only) realizes that it's nowhere nearly as rare as about 20+ games I can think of that sell for 1/10th that amount?  At any rate, I wanted to draw attention to this trend: if people say it's rare, it must be true, and therefore it must be had at any price."
-Dain Anderson, October 14, 2006
Originally posted by: kryptk33p3r

im used to dick jokes i get to see one everytime I pee

Aug 15, 2010 at 4:22:09 AM
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I still need to watch "Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog". I hear it's pretty much the best thing ever. And it was Joss Whedon who directed it. That's just sexy. I have no explanation for why "sexy" is the adjective that comes to mind, but it does. Something about Firefly. Jewel Statte (sp?). The mechanic chick. She ate a strawberry. That was hot.

Shut up, go watch it yourself. See if you can walk straight afterward.

Aug 15, 2010 at 4:23:18 AM
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I think I just went outside for a smoke, posted a couple replies, and came back in without actually having a smoke. Fuck you all!!

Aug 15, 2010 at 4:23:46 AM
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Not really on the fuck you part !

Aug 15, 2010 at 4:55:45 AM
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The 70s Genesis albums are some of the best prog rock I've ever heard. Phil is underrated in the drumming part (aside from the electronic drums from In the Air Tonight). I prefer the prog stuff but I'll have your back on the first 4 Collins solo albums. Peter Gabriel will always be the voice of Genesis to me, but Phil's voice is spectacular.

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