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How do you fare when it's a full house in public urinals? stall shy?

Sep 12 at 3:59:59 PM
Brachabre (7)
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It's a fact of life. When you gotta go...you gotta go. However, for some, nothing hinders potty time like stepping foot into a crowded restroom at airports or sporting events especially when the urinals are crammed together without blinders, or worse, just a free-for-all trough.

So what's your approach? Do you Man up or Clam up (evade by heading straight for an empty stall)?

Sep 12 at 4:05:32 PM
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I've heard it said that this is only/mostly and American thing.

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Sep 12 at 4:05:42 PM
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I just wait for a free urinal.. whats the issue exactly?

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Edited: 09/12/2017 at 04:05 PM by Bert

Sep 12 at 4:07:15 PM
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Pissing next to a bunch of dudes I guess lol

Sep 12 at 4:10:05 PM
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Just follow 1-3-5 whenever possible and keep your eyes on your own dick, and you'll be just fine.

Sep 12 at 4:13:28 PM
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Another Urinal thread, will keep close eye.  

Sep 12 at 4:13:32 PM
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Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker

Just follow 1-3-5 whenever possible and keep your eyes on your own dick, and you'll be just fine.
hahaha yeah. I've found it also helps to step up and immediately flush to break the mental state especially if it's quiet in there lol


Edited: 09/12/2017 at 04:14 PM by Brachabre

Sep 12 at 4:15:30 PM
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Sep 12 at 4:19:24 PM
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I like to imagine waterfalls and forests and bend my knees a bit to relax. Usually helps me to be the first to pee.

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Sep 12 at 4:21:44 PM
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Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker

Just follow 1-3-5 whenever possible and keep your eyes on your own dick, and you'll be just fine.

Urinal Selection Optimization Algorithm, as discussed by Randall Munroe

https://blog.xkcd.com/2009/09/02/...

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Sep 12 at 4:28:23 PM
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I would prefer to have distance and more privacy as most would, but if I need to use the restroom and there is an unoccupied urinal, I'm going to use it. I am respectful and efficient. When people play all sorts of mindgames in the bathroom, and hesitate about where to go, it just slows down traffic and everyone is harmed. Like in an airport or sporting event, for example. I have waited in a line before, only to turn around the corner and see that the 4 people in front of me are waiting for a "free" urinal when there are free ones there they are just next to ones being used. I think this is silly and inefficient, and just holds everyone up.

Most people are in there just to use the restroom and get out. It doesn't have to be complicated.

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Sep 12 at 4:50:40 PM
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Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker

Just follow 1-3-5 whenever possible and keep your eyes on your own dick, and you'll be just fine.



Haha right. I'm not interested in looking at another dudes junk, and I'm assuming the next dude feels the same way.
 

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Sep 12 at 4:50:50 PM
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If all but one is occupied, man up. It happens.

But if only one is in use in a row, respect the distance.

And fuck you if you grab the center in a row of empty three. That shit ain't right.


Edited: 09/12/2017 at 04:51 PM by Tulpa

Sep 12 at 4:56:32 PM
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Sep 12 at 4:58:48 PM
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Sep 12 at 5:05:38 PM
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Personally I'd prefer if urinals were set up like how you play Battleship.

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Sep 12 at 5:07:08 PM
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Man up. Eyes forward, no talking.

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Sep 12 at 5:08:59 PM
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Sep 12 at 5:13:00 PM
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Hahahhahaa, I get in there and Rock n Roll! The army broke me of being gun-shy about anything.

Sep 12 at 5:18:39 PM
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Originally posted by: SilvertongueBullet

Hahahhahaa, I get in there and Rock n Roll! The army broke me of being gun-shy about anything.
I've heard the Marines in boot camp have just a row of toilets in the head, no stalls.

Talk about looking for a few good men.  

 

Sep 12 at 5:22:55 PM
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Originally posted by: Tulpa

Originally posted by: SilvertongueBullet

Hahahhahaa, I get in there and Rock n Roll! The army broke me of being gun-shy about anything.
I've heard the Marines in boot camp have just a row of toilets in the head, no stalls.

Talk about looking for a few good men.  

 



lmao! Talking about going in commando!!!!! Four stalls, three are occupied and your battle buddy says "come on, join us!"

Sep 12 at 6:07:32 PM
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I just crouch down and piss between the guy already at the urinal's legs. It's a bonding experience if done right.

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Sep 12 at 6:12:12 PM
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The real question is how do folks feel about farting at the urinal

Sep 12 at 6:55:57 PM
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Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker

Just follow 1-3-5 whenever possible and keep your eyes on your own dick, and you'll be just fine.


Yup, this.

 

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Sep 12 at 7:49:14 PM
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Last time I was at the airport, I walked a ways down to an empty terminal that had no flights and used that bathroom. Sometimes ya gotta think outside DA box!


Edited: 09/12/2017 at 07:49 PM by XYZ